If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
*scientists find my body in a bog thousands of years from now* Wow.. this girl must have been so sexy and glamorous
today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks