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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via ocurtney)

  • Me: goodnight moon
  • Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be
  • Me: alright
  • gayspicy:

    *scientists find my body in a bog thousands of years from now* Wow.. this girl must have been so sexy and glamorous

    (via christianmingle)

    livsbian:

    today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks 

    (via probably-not-interested)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
  • sundaegrrl:

    Girls don’t like boys girls like slam poetry and Doc Martens

    (via xmoonlightmadness)