dont let your mind retire
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
  • chromeofficial:

    chromeofficial:

    chromeofficial:

    what do u call a backstabbing grocer

    traitor joe

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    (via waakeme-up)

    rapunzelie:

    chocolatemermaidya:

    rapunzelie:

    do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

    it’s called makeup

    you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

    (via benajah)